Tired of Being a Loser Who Can’t Stick to Anything?
Get a Real Human to Call You Every Day and Keep You Accountable
No more excuses. No more self-sabotage. Just results.
$200 for 30 Days of Brutal Honesty
Start My Transformation
⚠️ Get in quick, I can only call so many fatties per day.
What You Get (And It’s Not Just Phone Calls)
- Daily accountability calls – 5 minutes max, no excuses
- Brutal honesty - I'll call you out on your bullshit
- Goal tracking – I'll keep receipts
- WhatsApp support – If you're feeling especially weak, shoot us a text anytime
- Progress reports – I send weekly wrap ups
- No more self-negotiation – you make the initial decision and I will make u do it
How It Works (Simple as Hell)
- Pay $200 – Secure payment through Stripe
- Fill out Google Form – 60 seconds, I need your timezones, call time preference and goals
- Get your first call tomorrow – No waiting, no bullshit.
30-Day Money-Back Guarantee
If you're not happy with the service, I am happy to refund you.
Common Objections (And Why They’re Wrong)
“What if it doesn’t work for me?”
Firstly, how many potential solutions have you rebuted using this? Secondly, what if you stay a loser for your entire life?
“I’m too busy for daily calls”
Calls take 5 minutes max. If you can’t spare 5 minutes to change your life, you deserve to stay stuck. I'll leave a voice message if you don't answer anyway.
“What if I don’t like the person calling me?”
Even better.
“$200 is expensive”
That’s $6.67 per day. Less than a coffee. You spend more on Netflix and still can’t stick to anything.
What Makes This Different
- Real human – not an app, not an LLM, actual person who cares
- Daily accountability – not weekly, not monthly, every single day, whenever you want to be called
- Brutal honesty – we’ll tell you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear
Ready to Stop Being a Loser?
Your transformation starts tomorrow. Or you can keep making excuses.
Start My Transformation
Contact: clarkey23@proton.me
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